"Hiya, Toots!"
Crash is a headless ghost who wanders around Woodstone Mansion looking for his head after it falls off. Crash was decapitated in an unknown event. He appears in the American sitcom Ghosts.
Biography[]
Death[]
He appears in Pilot at the beginning when Sophie Woodstone is dying, with his head balanced on his neck. However, once Sophie has already died and then moved on, Crash's head overbalances when Thor bashes into Crash when walking past. This causes the head to topple from its position upon the body's neck and is lost for a period of time.
In the episode Trevor's Pants, his body appears when Flower wanted to use it as part of a threesome with Thor because he said he was not sure whether he wanted there to be a third in their relationship. She thought that this would be a good compromise and that, since the body was only “Half the person”, it would be fair for there to be a third without a head. He is later seen wandering off once Thor rejects the idea of his body being the third and decides to drop the plan of having a third overall.
He is seen in the episode Ghost Father of the Bride, looking for the person who took his head only to put it in a tree on the property. His head had been separated from his body for a year. He and Flower were making out a year ago, who later got annoyed by his love songs. It was later revealed that Isaac was the one who took Crash's head, simply out of boredom to stir some activity among the ghosts, then forgetting about it in the aftermath.
Later on during the ending of the episode he was shown to be trying to romantically entice Flower who wanted to watch TV. Annoyed with his advances, she picked up his head and tossed it out of the house behind her, smiling to herself while Crash's body eagerly started feeling around for his head.
In The Owl, he is briefly seen after confirming Stephanie is in the attic after Flower “passes over”, even showing how he checked by lifting his head and hoisting it over his head.
Personality[]
Not much is seen about his personality since he's always mostly offscreen, but he's shown to be annoying since he didn't respect Flower's boundaries.
Appearance[]
Crash wears his black hair slicked back, a popular hairstyle from during the time he was alive. He wears a leather jacket over a white shirt, a black belt with jeans. A red cut is seen on his neck, a reference to how he died.
Trivia[]
- He is the American equivalent of Humphrey. However, unlike Humphrey, he's less active in his fellow ghosts' social lives and rarely appears onscreen.
- His official cause of death, according to the Pilot, was, "decapitated in a motorcycle accident." It's unsure whether it's the same as or different from the canon show.[1]
- He calls the TV "the boob tube" in the episode Ghost Father of the Bride.
- In The Owl, he uses his head to check on Stephanie to see if she's still there.
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